'Cause the Claims Medic gives no anesthetic!
90 days delinquent gets the Repo Treatment!
I'm the masked horror on your street corner!
Make your momma mourn you!
I'm a Night Surgeon!
I can’t even handle how much I relate to this.
I reblogged this to my burlesque account but fuck it, this is so much a part of how I do.
EDIT: I TOTALLY FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS IS MY FROZEN ELSA MAKE UP TEST?????
I feel like a massive derp in lipstick omg
BUT MAN, these photos do not do this thing justice. I have like 4 shades of purple fading from sliver purple into dark purple, I have the pink glow just past that, I have eyeliner and massive lashes like holy shit I look like a disney princess A+ self
CHEEKBONE GAME TOO STRONG
All kinds of cheeky
it felt like i knew you…, 2012 - ongoingI ride the NYC subway trains, usually in the evening when the seats are full. I focus on the shape of the space between the person sitting next to me and myself. I attempt to mentally and emotionally re-sculpt that space. In my mind, I reshape it- from the stiff and guarded space between strangers to the soft and yielding space between friends. I direct all my energy to this space between us. When the space palpably changes, and I completely feel like the stranger sitting next to me is my friend, I rest my head on that person’s shoulder…
I love this
“ The people I meet on each flight — they’re single-serving friends. Between take-off and landing, we have our time together, but that’s all we get.”
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
I’m actually going to cry this is so cute!